You can get rid of the banana.....
.....but the apple's another story, eh?

apparently, there's a procedure that'll remove the apple too
..... the "it" won't even sound like the former "he" .... 
meh .... the dating scene is fraught with dangers for men
nowadays ..... they say the only real clue that something is wrong
is when you find yourself reaching for that tube of KY jelly all
the time before ..................